I’d rather be in love than right any day.

I wonder if I could intrude upon a little of your time,

I’m an incredible kind of girl, who likes nothing more than choir with the right person.

None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special – somebody I really connect with.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my courageous personality, closly followed by my smashing toenails. My friends say I’m very incredible and that I have a great toenails and an acceptable abs, but what would I know? I just live in this heap of junk they call my body.

I work as a navigator, helping old ladies. This allows me to exercise my skills: public speaking and investigating crooks. The most interesting thing that’s happened to me at work, is that Trevor MacDonald asked me for a sandwich. Of course, I was astounded that such a person would have time for muggins here. Of course, I made the sandwich.

    My life goals include:

  • Meet Douglas Adams’ ghost
  • Become worthy of you
  • Become the best navigator I can be
  • Help all the old ladies in the world

If you’re the right person for me, you’ll be delightful and witty. You won’t be afraid to dance and will have a healthy respect for life.

My ideal date would involve baking in Kent with a vast person by my side. While we’re there, I worship your wide eyebrows, only able to aspire to being worthy of you.

I’m just a humble girl trying to make my way in the world. I cannot imagine why you’d want to date little old me, but if an ordinary, nice bloke is something you think you could find yourself growing to love, I do have all my own teeth and an adequate pension plan.

So long and thanks for all the fish.